Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

by Shmavery December 10, 2018

Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

by Falkon January 5, 2006

Millennium gangster

People between the ages of 15-25 who act extremely hard for white suburbanites. They act as if they are "about that life" but in actuality they have most likely never been in a fight. The hard knock life they portray is a complete fallacy and is most likely an over compensation for a lack of self-confidence. They will continue to make Facebook posts about people who are "bout to catch wreck", however when they are confronted face to face with the situation, they will immediately try to "talk it out"'

Did you see the millennium gangster in the store wearing the snap back and skinny jeans start crying when the lady caught him stealing and told him if he didn't put the stuff back she was gonna get her son to beat his ass.

by Live from the 3-6 May 12, 2016

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space

Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space is an album, in similar tone to The Caretaker's Everywhere At The End Of Time, that explores dementia, its effects, and its totality. It's distinguished from Everywhere At The End Of Time in that rather than using music from the 1920's to 1940's, it uses music from the 1960's to 1980's, making it feel much more modern.

'I just finished listening to Everywhere At The End Of Time, depressing stuff.'
'Yeah? Some total chads made a version of that with music from the 60's, 70's and 80's, it's called Nowhere At The Millennium Of Space'

by armageddon ham March 30, 2021

milena

milena is a gift , she is a lot of beauty in a human , adorable , cute and pretty , her smile is the sun

i love you milena

by mohammed17 January 26, 2018

Milena

A Milena is a very kind girl with a big heart who has many friends and loves one guy from her life, shes nice around everyone and friends(zones) with everyone.;)

Have yout met milena i asked her out but she started laughing all seven times...

by Habluablua May 14, 2017

Millennial

1. A generation for people born between 1980 and 2000, Millennials mainly grew up with arguments over who was the best Friends Character and wearing Jordans.
2. An insult used by old people or boomers that are mad they aren't keeping up with the times

1. Jen: "Hey Mel! Are you a Millennial?"
Mel: "Yes Jen, I was born in 1994, so I am a millennial"
2. Bernie: "These Damn Millennials on their skateboard with portable home phones and snappychat! Back in my day i had to work in the mines at 12 to provide wheat for my family! They know nothing about hardships!"

by the hecks and fricks police August 30, 2021