MetaMatt

Absolute God of the current Era

With one taught I can summon everything, with one sweep I can vanquish everything, I, MetaMatt the controller of all Realms.

by Fallen Immortal August 15, 2021

MettaNetting

Meditatively searching the Internet .

"Take a deep breath as you cast your net. MettaNetting needs lots of air."

by IandiandiandI May 5, 2017

Mettatate

The act or practice where an individual Mettatates, in order to promote relaxation, compassion, patience or mindfulness. The most common technique is done by sending suggestive photos of ones' genitalia or through other methods of sensual arousal through text messages, Snapchat, Instagram, and other social apps.

When I had grown tired of all 500 Meditation techniques in my app, I switched and Mettatated instead!

by llovebasketball September 25, 2017

Metamasturbation

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating

Metamasturbation
Dude I just metamasturbated last night

by Tjom Neuman December 19, 2017

mattymatt

A bad ass dude who don't take shit from no one

Mattymatt has a big dick

by 1%fucktherest November 24, 2021

mattymatt

It’s a breed of Matthew’s with extremely long dicks usually up to 12+ inches.

I bet Matthew is a MattyMatt cause damn he has a big cock.

by Boris Skank December 30, 2021

Metamate

A term to describe an anal sex partner

Kai told me Zuckerberg's metamate rammed him in the ass last night.

by gliggy music llc March 21, 2022