Methmatician

Someone who uses meth. A tweaker

That guy is obviously a methmatician.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Methematician

An expert in the study and/or use of the stimulant drug methamphetamine.

You: Ay fam, I just scored some meth but I don't know how to use it.
Your homie: I would ask Scott since he's quite the methematician.

by Benjamin1999 April 22, 2020

MethodMaths

A utterly useless maths homework website that dosent work 50% of the time and when it is working it doesn’t accept answers, this is usually used by teachers that can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch

Oh for fucks sake miss set MethodMaths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Methmatician

A person who does their Meth financial accounts

That meth-head isn't broke from their habit coz their math is good, deadset Methmatician!

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Methamatician

A meth user that can covert any number in to grams instantly...

Anyone can be a self taught methamatician

by DEEBO DUVALL September 3, 2023

Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”

Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.

by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024

Meth=amatics

When someone is so high they try to convince you of a story that doesn't add up(make sense), 1+1 doesn't equal 11 but foo!

DEFINED: Brian clearly did too much clear his meth=amatics don't add up he said he can smell the color nine!

by Prplcherry March 31, 2024