methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!

john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Methane Suana

Spending more than 2 minutes in a inclosed room, with someone who has severe and pestilent flatulence.

I don't know what Javo ate? But working with him in the office felt like I was in a Methane Suana. Please refer to "2mm Cannon"

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

methane angel

A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.

The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.

by [e-mail] October 10, 2015

Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.

Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020

methane manwich

When you squat over someone, inserting their face between ya ass cheeks and fart in their mouth.

Susan was snoring in her sleep so I posted up and dropped a methane manwich down her throat.

by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021

Methane Muncher

a person who likes to sniff farts

Ayden is a little methane muncher.

by Libby.elaine._ October 9, 2023