Metamour 

Literally, meta = with; about + amor = love. The partner of one's partner, with whom one does not share a direct sexual or loving relationship

My wife's boyfriend is my metamour

Metamour by Joreth April 8, 2010

metamour 

In a polyamorous relationship, where your lover has more than one lover, a metamour is the name given to your partner's other lover(s).

My partner and I went to see her metamour Jane at the weekend.

metamour by Rick Mills July 19, 2004

Metamorphosize 

The act of metamorphosis by a live object into the form of another

"After eating too many McChickens, you will eventually metamorphosize into Michael Moore."

Metamorphosize by marcthamac February 22, 2013

metamour 

Used in polyamorous contexts, a person's lover's other lover. A partner's partner, the person your sweetie is banging, etc. Unlike mistress or paramour, "metamore" connotes that neither relationship is clandestine.

There was a lot of tension in my relationship with Joe, so I had dinner and talked through it with a metamour, Casey. They were able to bring a lot of perspective, and things with Joe really smoothed out. The next week we made an Eiffel Tower.

Now that I'm dating Ludacris, I have metamours in every area code.

metamour by brandleberry July 18, 2014

metamorph

An empathic metamorph is a creature perceived to be the "perfect mate" by changing its persona and behavior to meet another being's emotional requirements and sexual desires. It achieves this using a subtle form of telepathy which is more akin to empathy.

The metamorph turned out to be just what she was looking for and she quickly fell in love.

metamorph by TheXception September 2, 2015

metamorfaeces 

v. Turning itself into shit. Also metamorfeces (US).

Steve: You looking at XYZ Oil Co?
Alan: Y'know if crude oil drops any further, I reckon this thing just metamorfaeces.
Steve: Yeah, think we cut our losses on this one.

Stu: So, reckon the Lib Dems have a chance in next year's UK elections?
Rick: Their leader has no chance. As of next May his career metamorfaeces.
Stu: And the party too, I'd say. Another pint?

metamorfaeces by mp666 December 16, 2014

metamouth 

A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.

Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.

metamouth by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013