To be melted is the feeling you
get when bored by something, and to melt, is to bore someone with your own subject.
It's called melt because it melts your emotions into a puddle of depression like on a grey rainy
day. The facial expression whilst melted is often
sad and lifeless. Then you say your face is melted. You also say your face is melted if someone is lecturing in your face and it's boring as
hell.
Also note your body language, such as slouched shoulders, a
tilted head, and general lack of enthusiasm, it kinda looks like your body is trying to melt, and your emotions feel melted too.
Variants: Melts, Melted, Meltdown, Meltworthy, Melting, Melthead, Melting Faces, Melting Boats (
boat-races is rhyming slang for faces).
He made me watch a whole
football match, it was a total melt. I pretended to show interest, but i'm never going back over there to get trapped again! I was so melted i just
literally became a puddle of melt on the floor, and i slid under the
door to get out of there.
