player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!
player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!
player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!
by dirtgore September 17, 2019

by djkittykatzpur October 27, 2011

by Wank doctor August 29, 2017

by Cait.lin March 31, 2020

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
- swamp ass
- duck butter
Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
by Freddy B. January 14, 2008

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
