Melbourne

Melbourne offers you all four seasons in under ten minutes.

Tourist: "this Melbourne weather is bullshit, I'm freezing my balls off."
Hobo: "don't worry mate, it changes every two minutes."

by Lisa the vagitarian May 11, 2016

meladoodle

The current Queen of Tumblr Textposts. Known for her massive dong.

Friend 1: "Damn son, check out this funny textpost"
Friend 2: "Oh that's a Meladoodle"
Friend 1: "Hoo dat"

by clivepalmer September 13, 2013

melbourne bounce

A progression from the uptempo, horn-infused Dutch house style, Melbourne bounce (which also at times fuses elements of acid house and psytrance) is a descendant of the electro house umbrella with inspiring party-hardy jams, raucous horns, and goofy, fun-loving sensibilities. The squelching horns will melt your mind on at a big festival stage or on a huge system.

Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell & T.I. – “Blurred Lines (Will Sparks Remix)” Melbourne Bounce

by edm sauce November 12, 2013

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

melatonin

A natural pill that not only helps you sleep but also gives you more intense vivid dreams. It also increases the chance of having a lucid dream.

That 6 mg of melatonin I took before I went to bed gave me a great nights sleep.

by TM January 8, 2005

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008