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Meat Wagon 

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.
Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...
Meat Wagon by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Meat Wagon 

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
Meat Wagon by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022

Tennessee Meat Wagon 

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.
“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”

Double Meat Wagon 

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing
Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."
Double Meat Wagon by Krustables August 14, 2009

california meat wagon 

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon 

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!