carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

mitchie

The most perfect girl ever, also known as the girl who doesn't know she is beautiful.

Mitchie is so beautiful, it's a shame she doesn't see it.

by GirlfriendNumberOne November 10, 2013

Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

the matches

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches

I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333

by Dizzle March 24, 2005

Mathieu

Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever

that guy has a Mathieu of a penis

by begalfull April 23, 2009

Matching fetishes

matching fetishes is when someone has a fetish and another person (hopefully of opposite sex)'s fetish is fulfilling the other's fetish.

Shawn is fascinated with Arianna's feet, while Arianna loves getting her feet tickled. The matching fetishes are the foot fetish

by Habanero907 April 18, 2015

Colorblindes de matches

a sickness people get when they use too much aimbot on rocket league, specifically they see there car color change in matches even tho they are normal when they are in the lobby.

person 1: ”bro why’s my car’s color changed bruh”
person 2: ”brudda u prolly got Colorblindes de matches withcho aimbot usin ass”

by king_sheeks July 25, 2021