Mayuki

A name only the coolest people can have. If you know a Mayuki, run. They know karate. They also have very big top energy

I LOVE MAYUKI - hayden

by IAMNATSUKI October 7, 2021

Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

The Art of Masking

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.

Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.

by MathPlus November 1, 2021

Masuimi

Hottest, Gun-toting, tatted-down hardcore, seXXXy muthafuka EVER!

Did you see Masuimi on the cover of BMEzine this month? OMG she's so hot I wanna lick her!

by Freaky_Chicky February 6, 2004

Maukit

Maukit- scots for dirty, unwashed or smelly.

"Them Lanark cunts are Maukit bastards"

by Scottish Brian March 7, 2009

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015