massle

a cheap way of saying "might as well"

Brandy massle go to the doctors today, as opposed to next week.

by Christiedivet January 3, 2009

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

massy

A cute boy sometimes called thomas but this is not necessary for someone to be a massy. Can fit with random noises and words assosiated with cuteness

'awwww what a lovely massy'
'iccle bitsy baby massy oooohh i just wanna eat him'

by urbandictionarylover May 24, 2008

Massled

When you are being man-hassled.

"Getting tired of being massled".

by Bobby McBobbyson July 31, 2018

Massilya

A cute, kind, loving girl that you really need as a friend. She gives good advices and really loves and cares about her friends and family. Absolutely stunning and a beautiful body. Steals your heart and you will not regret her as your friend, best friend or girlfriend!! Also the softest girl around and the most sensitive, such like a teddy bear!

Person1: what kind of friend is she?
Person2: she is a Massilya bro.
Person1: wow!! She is awesome!!

by >KishaaCutie< September 2, 2018

massology

the art of massaging.

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

Massillon

A city in Northeast Ohio that used to be a haven for high school football, but now runs rampant with dbags, and 80's football alumni who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. The only cool people in the town are the really, really old people because they used to work, but now the town is filled with lazy welfare recipients so busy buying food at long john silvers that they can't possibly find time to work there.

When the Football team does well in the playoffs, it is usually because some player transferred from a surrounding school district and convinced at least three others to go along with him.

Dbag 1: "I've waited my whole life to play QB for the Massillon"

Dbag 2: "I heard you weren't going to be any good, so I transferred in so I could start over you."

by porch punk August 25, 2014