Massausage

Refers to the action taken by a masseuse that leads to a happy ending. Only applicable if the situation involves a masseuse and a client. While the action maybe be considering jerking off or masterbating or oral sex it is only valid in this specific context.
To be massausaged.

synonyms: handjob, masterbation, jerking off, wacking it, spanking the monkey

The gentleman thought that the massausage went well but the happy ending came too quick.

The masseuse was the best massausager, or was highly skilled at massausaging

It was extra for a lubricated massausage

by loosecanon November 15, 2011

massauce

Spooge that results from a "happy ending" massage

"Man, she gave me the happy ending, but I had to clean up my own massauce with the towel around my waist."

by TenorUke October 26, 2012

masshuggle

Portmanteau of "massage", "hug", and "snuggle", this term refers to when ya lovingly wrap yer arms around yer friend's shoulders, contentedly rest the side of your head against his/her chest and hold him close, and then begin softly kneading/soothing the middle of his/her back with yer palms and fingertips.

Nuthin' quite like sharin' a nice long masshuggle wif dat special someone, either to comfort each other after a long day or "just 'cuz"... extra points if you're both naked, of course, since "naked hugs are the best hugs". Plus it's even more heavenly and fulfilling if ya both remember to keep offering each other yer most choice/soul-soothing body-parts like yer cheeks (both upstairs AND down), forehead, lips (again, upper **and** lower, if you're a gal), chest, palms, soles, etc., so that your cuddle-buddy can constantly "soothe 'n' satisfy" all of his urgent/tearful cravings for your warm softness.

by QuacksO October 2, 2017

MASHAUN

A guy that has way too many children. He says dumb shit like “give you these hands”. He won’t bust a grape with his FAT ass.

Look at that MASHAUN over there with all them child support payments.

by Idid18 April 20, 2018

massaulted

combo of molested and assaulted

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass

by stumpy299 March 17, 2003

massausage

Having or dealing with getting a massage by a guy with both of their cocks out.

"Steven gave Dom a good massausage, and Dom reciprocated. And Nick digressed."

by d(^_^)z December 18, 2009

Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.

"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."

by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020