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A massage on your sausage.

For an extra 15 bucks she gave me a massausage.

massausage by lucy is awesome July 10, 2011

Words you can keep

Massausage

Refers to the action taken by a masseuse that leads to a happy ending. Only applicable if the situation involves a masseuse and a client. While the action maybe be considering jerking off or masterbating or oral sex it is only valid in this specific context.
To be massausaged.

synonyms: handjob, masterbation, jerking off, wacking it, spanking the monkey

The gentleman thought that the massausage went well but the happy ending came too quick.

The masseuse was the best massausager, or was highly skilled at massausaging

It was extra for a lubricated massausage

Massausage by loosecanon November 15, 2011

Related Words

massausage • Mansausage • Masausage • Masausage Parlor • Missausagist • Mc Sausage • Male sausage • meat sausage • Mud Sausage • my sausage

massausage

Having or dealing with getting a massage by a guy with both of their cocks out.

"Steven gave Dom a good massausage, and Dom reciprocated. And Nick digressed."

massausage by d(^_^)z December 18, 2009

Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.

"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."

Massausage by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Missausagist

Missausagist (Miss sausage ist) is the description of a gay man with hatred, contempt or prejudice against men. Usually the preserve of the unfortunate as yet unliberated and stuck in the closet.

He was a friend of Dorothy's who hated her male friends but was somehow drawn to them not realizing his missausagist tendencies.

Missausagist by Fáinleóg June 24, 2018

Mansausage

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

Mansausage by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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