Christian Martinoli 

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

Christian Martinoli by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

A Martino 

When one extends a joke to the point where it is no longer funny

“Michael pulled a martino”

A Martino by Martino June 16, 2018

Martinnotes 

1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.
3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. A person whose literacy is dubious.
5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.
6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.
7. Nipple.

Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!

Martinnotes by Kylan May 8, 2005

Martino'd 

When a female pulls her blonde hair in front of her face to make a fake mustache.

Kim martino'd her hair and now it looks like she has a mustache.

Martino'd by bostonrevere February 28, 2011

martinbox 

A car load of black dudes driving around the neighborhood. "Martinbox" used to be police radio code for carload of blacks, back in the 1960s and 1970s.

You can guarantee that the Beverly Hills cops will pull over any Martinbox that is cruisin' around their town after dark.

martinbox by MikeDiggity November 8, 2006

Sophia Di Martino 

The Mother of the Multiverse. Sophia Di Martino stars on "Loki" as Sylvie Laufeydottir, the person who killed He Who Remains and freed the timelines. Sophia is an English-Italian actress from Nottingham who has starred in films ("Yesterday"), stage, and screen ("Loki", "Flowers").

She's also utterly gorgeous, beyond talented, and an expert at social media.

Person #1: Do you know Sophia Di Martino?
Person #2: MTV Movie & TV Award winner Sophia Di Martino, star of "Loki" and emancipator of the Multiverse? Of course I know her!

Sophia Di Martino by CallieCadence September 4, 2022

Martino 

A woman that uses her hands too much while speaking.
A woman who plays with her moustache.

Look at Martino, she's been plucking those moustache hairs for hours!

Martino by Chubby Hughes January 22, 2011