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mannequinism 

an epidemic where a citizen plays no key role in the economic or social contrasts of our world, such as closing oneself in a dark box, or having too much in hand hence having no time for volunteer work, or any participation in a community, in turn, this leads to the person literally turning into a mannequin; a subtle, crippled figure immune to the active world around it.
Georgia needs to start volunteering at the Shelter; her job is swallowing her.

Mannequinism is the actual predator.
mannequinism by Ffeilisha December 28, 2005
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mannequin mode 

A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?

Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
mannequin mode by Davey December 4, 2004

mannequin land 

Mannequin Land is one of the most elite groups on myspace after AP, and is the hardest to get into. Their group tag is ML, and it is not filled with over photoshopped people, who think they're better than everyone else. And also its not filled with "scene" kids.

Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.

There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.

mannequin challenge 

Apparently the latest trend. If you thought 2016 couldn't get any worse, well here you are. It's basically an act of standing still with a group of people while a person films the whole thing. Later on they upload it with music to the Internet. What you're supposed to accomplish with it, I have no idea about that but if the intention is to look like a complete dumbfuck then you're doing it just right.
Guy1: Let's try the mannequin challenge!
Guy2: Everybody already knows you're a dumbfuck.

Jack's Mannequin 

A side project of Andrew McMahon that is actually written with out the apostrophe, just Jacks Mannequin
Andrew said in an interview that it was actually Jacks Mannequin instead of Jack's Mannequin.
Jack's Mannequin by BreeM. December 28, 2005

Mannequin Wank 

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.
Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
Mannequin Wank by Squidissued October 19, 2019

Jack's Mannequin 

The perfect shade of "dark blue." Which may or may not be found in a box of crayons.
Oh, would you look at that? Tonight's the prefect shade of Jack's Mannequin.
Jack's Mannequin by Kerosene July 26, 2008