Malyn 

Damn where can I start? She is bomb as fuck and her smile is amazing. If you get a chance with her, you'd be hella lucky cuz once she finds out u playin or you not worth it, shes out and you wouldn't get her back. She is very fucking smart and a goddamn goddess!! She is beautiful and a very loyal person. She ain't like those hoes cuz shes different. Shes funny, she is fly asfk, gives great advice, an amazing person and other things. She is pretty much perfect. I really loved that girl but I fucked up. If you ever come across her, dont fuck her over man. This is the type of girl that would stay in your life forever.

Me: Man I had Malyn in my life but I fucked up.

friends: Nah bro go get her back
Me: you dont understand, I lost her because I thought wrong.
friends: Damn

Malyn by lilanax November 17, 2017

Wardrobe Malfunction 

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

Wardrobe Malfunction by MB February 2, 2004

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

Headphone Malfunction by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006

wardrobe malfunction 

Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

wardrobe malfunction by Leo February 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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wardrobe malfunction by 1_WTC_Lock August 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

wardrobe malfunction by el revez May 13, 2004

wardrobe-malfunction 

1. When a guy gets his dick caught in the zipper of his pants.

2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.

1. "There is something about Mary" (The Movie)

2. Ask Peewee Herman

wardrobe-malfunction by Dr. Sardonicus March 21, 2004