Malprovement

A malprovement is what happens when something that is "upgraded" or "improved" turns out worse than before.

Some of the malprovements made to the program were changing it to a web-based application, requiring a login and password, and the extended wait times for each web page to download the unnecessary directories while trying to get to the form I'm looking for when before, all I had to do was open the program.

by Connie September 12, 2004

malpyu

Malpyu sometimes pronounced "mahalpyu" is a word derived from 21st century American English. It is commonly used in a very specific local dialect spoken at the Newark Liberty International Airport Terminal C, C-1 Concourse food court Mcdonalds. It is commonly used by front line hamburger brokers to indicate readiness to negotiate a fast food - money exchange. It is commonly followed by a rolling of the eyes and a facial expression that communictes their utter irritation and disgust by your patronage.

when you go to Mcdonalds to get a quick burger and fries, you discover that there really isn't any defined line so you stand in a sea of travelers and flight crew. you are listening for "MALPYU" to indicate it is now your turn to order your lunch.

by cvar March 26, 2010

Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

malparida piroba

In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like gonorrea, garbimba, etc

ella se hace la más boba, malparida piroba

by rrobador May 26, 2016

malparido

A spanish curse. Literal translation is "ill-birthed". Usually directed at someone (unlike "fuck", which can be directed at no one in particular). Pretty much means "son of a bitch" in English.

¿Que hiciste, viejo malparido?

by Monode January 23, 2007

Ralph Malph

the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.

Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

malpica

A complete fucking dumbass. You will often find this Mexican man-child commuting petty theft, fashioning a flamethrower out of a grill lighter and a can of old spice, as well as a variety of other dumb shit to make people laugh their ass off. It is a mystery to all who know him how he has not either been arrested, or injured himself so badly that he is perpetually stuck in a damn Stephen Haking wheelchair...

"Hey! who's that stealing shit off of the roof? Must be malpica"

by malpeekuh November 22, 2021