maintaintenance

The act of cleaning, shaving, or powdering your taint.

My meat bridge is on fire, i'm in need of some serious maintaintenance.

by wetnoodle50 November 7, 2008

maintain

v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.

"how you doing?"

"maintaining, I guess"

by porkupine April 4, 2010

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Maintain

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.

Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.

by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008

Maintaining

to keep up or carry on drinking for hours and hours. To keep in an existing state; preserve or retain consciousness after much intoxication. Maintaining!

Maintaining:we are going to maintain tonight, no shots.

Holy F**k I maintained last night, I really should be dead after all i drank.

by toronto1984 November 10, 2010

Maintain

To calm down
To chill
To relax

Goon1: Im so angryyyyy
Goon2: Just maintain

by p234 April 23, 2018

Maintainurbate

A special kind of masturbation that is performed during sex to maintain an erection, usually utilized when performing rare selfless sex acts like cunnilingus.

I was eating her box for so long that my little general started to stand down! It was time for a maintainurbate.

by IronSheikStash March 28, 2016