Maeson

Maeson is a fantastic person. She's the strongest, funniest, prettiest, smartest person you'll ever meet. She's very athletic and attractive. When you see her you would think she's the one. She fights through everything that comes her way. You would love a young woman like her. She's perfect. Everyone needs a Maeson.

Maeson's lookin sexy today don't you think?

by LeveyG November 28, 2015

maestas

Holy S*%@ if this is you last name you better be damn proud... If its not.... you better find someone with thats last name, get married, then get your lame last name legally changed!!

Your lives not complete without a Maestas.

by Fvresurrection December 11, 2010

manstomp

A male mating call where one leans against a wall with their arms crossed and begins to steadily stomp their foot. The stomp can either be "funky" or slow and steady.

Oh shit. That guy just started manstomping. There's about to be TOO much pussy here.

by yeah dad July 25, 2010

Jack Marston

That little dude that roams around camp

Well well its Jack Marston again

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

Mauston Highschool

Where people are illiterate and there are more juuls than brain cells. Never underestimate the concentration of hick that can be contained within these gross walls. Small pp only zone.

Do you have big pp?
No I go to Mauston Highschool

by YungGravey February 4, 2019

Mastodon

The new coming of metal. Leviathan is fucking amazing. Extremely talented. The vocalists do some scream/singing, but they do it with insane talent. The drummer is unbelievable. The guitarist is pretty good, he is not exceptional, but I wouldn't want any more out of it.

Any person with have a musical brain could tell that THIS IS THE NEW FUCKING COMING OF METAL!

by dude... March 1, 2005

mastodon

the greatest band in metal music today, recently surpassing Tool, even though they are heavily inspired by tool, their new album Crack the Skye is basically what 10k days would of sounded like if Tool gave a shit anymore, not saying tool sucks, just that they dont give a shit... cuz their fucking tool... you know?

Mastodon kind of sound like Rush meets Frank Zappa meets Tool meets Radiohead meets Ozzy Osbourne meets Lynyrd Skynyard and a whole bunch of other shit. The only insult you can make towards this great band is that they just sound like a bunch of bands combined, but then again it is pretty amazing that they cross to many genre's and different bands to make their own unique sound.

New album Crack The Skye is absolutely incredible... "the czar" and "the last baron" sounds like Jesus came back to earth and made metal music.... seriously.

"i just got back from the mastodon show, it feels like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis"

by mastodonistheshit August 29, 2009