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Mapstone 

Damn girl you got a nice mapstone hunny bun.
Mapstone by Booby man 6000 May 29, 2019

Mrs.mapstone 

The wife of grug a Neanderthal as bitch
Mrs.mapstone by Grugfricked u mom December 14, 2021

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021
The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.
Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!
Mastone by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019

manstone 

Manstone is a handmade product that resembles Sandstone
If you love Sandstone but your cheap... or broke... or the world has run out of Sandstone. You get Manstone.
My Mum has her pool paved with Manstone.
manstone by JessKJ March 19, 2008

maxstonewelstone 

maxstonewelstone
man look at that beautiful male specimen i wonder if he is maxstonewelstone at home to make him look so magestic.
maxstonewelstone by aj2099 December 11, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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