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mommy logic

Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.
"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."
by Crumpet Connoisseur May 17, 2014
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Gacha logic

The weirdest logic you will find
Gacha girl: My bf cheated on me now I will song a song
Everyone else:Gacha logic
by Kayia online December 22, 2019
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nigger logic

Thinking that expends the least amount of effort possible.

Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
Example of Nigger Logic:

Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"

Rastus: "I'm done."

Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."

Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."

Leroy: "aight, aight"

Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "
by brotherup October 4, 2013
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Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.
unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
by doujin masta February 14, 2012
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logically inclined

Refers to a person or animal who lack the ability to gain knowledge (known as mental retardation). It may be passed on through genetics.
My dog's son, son, son is logically inclined.
by i am logically inclined June 12, 2020
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Fridge logic

A realization (or plot hole) that hits you long after you finish watching a movie (or reading a book) and have already moved on to other things such as raiding the fridge.
I was struck by Harry Potter fridge logic today when I realized Fred and George are cooler than people think. In the first book, Fred and George charm snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrel's turban. (SPOILER) It is revealed that Voldemort's face is under the turban on the back of Quirrel's head. So the twins were nailing Voldemort in the face!
by Match Dareberaid September 22, 2016
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logic301

best fucking rapper of all time.Married to Jess Andrea. Young Sinatra/ Sir Robert Bryson Hall II is the humblest guy there is. Great message. Peace,Love,Positivity! Rattpack till my pulse flat.
Yo you know Logic301?
Yeah dude who doesn't?
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by youngsinatraaa22 February 6, 2017
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