lot lizards 

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

lot lizards by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006

Lizard Time 

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

Lizard Time by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

draining the lizard 

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

draining the lizard by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

Lobbing the lizard 

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

Lobbing the lizard by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard 

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

bleed the lizard by supercubedude October 22, 2004

lizard tongue 

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

lizard tongue by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Dead lizard 

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

Dead lizard by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020