literally 1984

when you get kicked out of the store for shitting on the floor

Free-thinker: *shids on floor*
Employee: Get out!
Free-thinker: this is literally 1984! Communism has gone too far

by free think er July 20, 2021

liberal dictionary

Urban dictionary during political season

I used to like to check Urban Dictionary's word of the day until it turned into Liberal Dictionary. Ok we get it, you dont like Trump.

by Guy Snyder November 13, 2016

stupid liberal

The only kind of liberal there is.

That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

New Liberal

Someone who rejects right-wing conservatism and left-wing progressivism equally. An updated or new classical liberal -- not just politically, but also philosophically and culturally. New Liberals or neoliberals reject both Rightist moral dogmatism and Leftist moral relativism -- both the pre-modernist religious Right and the post-modernist socialist Left. They generally favor both economic freedom (like the Republicans) and social and personal freedom (like the Democrats). New Liberals tend to believe in (1) the philosophy of reason and science; (2) the ethics of individualism and self-interest; (3) and the politics of liberty and capitalism. Most lean toward atheism, hedonism, and libertarianism.

Historian Victor Davis Hanson and atheist Sam Harris are examples of New Liberals, as well as many current writers who favor the literature of the Greek, Roman, Renaissance, and Enlightenment classics.

by KyZan December 13, 2010

Boba Liberal

An middle/upper middle class Asian person (often woman) who has little connection to Asian culture except for superficial things (like Boba, hence the name), and tends to lean towards self-hating, progressive ideas and see's dating white people as "leveling up". They want to be white, but when the time comes they pull out their "I'm Asian" card to speak on behalf of the entire Asian diaspora which are often white, liberal talking points that just further piss off other Asians.

She's always bringing up white privilege and white supremacy but she only dates white guys, what's up with that?

She sounds like a boba liberal.

by 360plyr135 August 13, 2020

Liberal Leeza

Someone who thinks self righteousness is the same as morality.

Your typical Liberal Leeza is a 430 pound shut-in from North Bergen who likes to blog about how evil humanity is because they think they is so much better than it, but (like most species of liberals) is merely taking out their anger from their epic life fail.

by Rebecca and the Bathyspshere July 14, 2011

Liberal Arts Syndrome

Occurs when you attend a liberal arts school. Symptoms: believing you are a master of everything, when in reality you are only a master of BSing core curriculum bull shit.

"Did you hear that Joe decided he wanted to become an astronaut?"

"But he only has a Public Policy and Community Service degree..."

"He also has Liberal Arts Syndrome."

by Sufferer of said syndrome November 29, 2011