laundromat cuckolding

Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.

"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2009

laundramatory

a crunked-out washeteria where you can not only clean your clothes but you can also keep it real.

I dropped my Philly Blunt on my FUBU and had to take it to the laundramatory.

by Dr. Duckie December 1, 2005

Chinese Laundromat

A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.

Friend One: Man last night was awesome.

Friend Two: Why?

Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever

by D. Pyle August 23, 2010

Laundromat Opium

Can be used to describe any form of generic prescription painkillers.

"Hey you got any Heroin?"

" No, I only got this Laundromat opium" Said the girl holding out some Generic Vicodin that was labeled Watson.

by LychGate 187 November 1, 2009

laundromathussie

An intelligent, quirky and beautiful woman. Fond of books, ice cream and rainy days, the laundromathussie is a rare unicorn and should be treasured.

I found my laundromathussie and I'm never letting her go.

by DDraper October 19, 2013

laundromat

a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers

The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

laundrymat

it means to get rid of your cheating mancheat

i'm headed to the laudrymat

by the crew April 25, 2003