liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

libtarded

to get screwed over by a liberal who follows liberal tyrant policies

i can't believe you reported me to the school for a covid exposure and now i need to self quarantine. we didn't even hang out. i got libtarded:(.

by libblover111 December 5, 2020

laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009