Tyrion Lannister

A Midget/Dwarf Fuckboy.

"Come, follow me, Tyrion Lannister."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

The Lannister

verb.

1. To abandon your current fwb, to run back home and fuck your sister

- Yeah Brienne was kinda gnarly, so I gave her the ol' Lannister and ran home to Cersei

- Keira was kinda gross after the Barn party. So when thing's got all hot and heavy, I gave her the ol' Lanny and ran back home to my beautiful sis!

- The Lannister is the act of leaving behind your fwb, to run home like a bitch to your nasty ass incesty sister

by VXMG86 May 9, 2019

Hazel Grace Lancaster

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.

Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.

by BeMyAugustusWaters.Okay? June 21, 2014

Jaime Lannistered

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.

Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!

by BoredPokaDot March 6, 2020

Bannister

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

by Highgit May 13, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.

Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”

by Bug Eyed Larry July 24, 2018

Lancaster University

A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.

Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"

Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"

Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."

Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"

by ebilnoob May 26, 2018