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TrumPette

American(s) who solely rely on their master. They have a brain, but choose not to use it. They believe, and will do, anything their master says. They will follow their master, even if the master leads them to their own death.
"Hurry, turn on FOX News, our master has some more advice about how to get rid of the fake virus." quipped the TrumPette.
by GBSSSY May 9, 2020
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Klumpett

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.
Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!
by Snoopyona July 11, 2010
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Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?
by Jason Archer September 12, 2005
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Trumpette

Trumpette:. A die-hard supporter of Trump Known to make loud otherworldly noise much like a beginner trumpeteer. Despite being very loud they do not know how bad or loud they sound. They think they are performing a wake up call. They are also tone deaf.
The Trumpette believed levery idea from Fox news.
by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019
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Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
by anti-log June 16, 2007
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krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
by solidt December 9, 2009
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hot krumpet

To put vagisil regular strength anti itch cream in between your lower front lip and your teeth.
by party pimp October 11, 2010
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