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kristofer x mathea

a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.
girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea
by thetrueuser November 26, 2016
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Kristoffer

The name Kristoffer is a Scandinavian variant of the name Christopher. Christopher originates in Greek, popularized in the early 11th century. The current spelling is directly derived from Χριστοφορος (Christophoros) which means "To bear Christ".

The history of the name is ironic. It was used as a pseudonymic title rather than as a given name. Early Christians referred to those who supported Christianity as Christopher. However, because of the words the name are derived from, specifically φερω (phero) the name can be read to mean something entirely different from the commonly held definition. Phero ("to bear or offer" )also took on, and is the basis for, the English homonym word "to bear" meaning to tolerate (albeit a much longer linguistic route was taken for the second definition to enter English). Thus Christopher can mean "to tolerate Christ" rather than "to offer Christ".

The spelling Kristoffer is common in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, and some Germanic dialects. Similar spellings are found in Cyrillic/Slavic languages, such as; Russian, Hungarian, Latvian, Bulgarian, etc.

Kristoffer is commonly shortened to Kris, Krist, Kristoff, and Toffer.
"Kristoffer was a kind and gentle man."

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by LordRelentless October 15, 2014
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Kristofer Hunter

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.
by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022
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Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
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Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010
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Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big
Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
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kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.
"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."
by huhuehue September 13, 2013
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