Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle 

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

The Aniko-Kristo theory 

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

The Aniko-Kristo theory by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020

krisjanis 

A beutiifful man with an extraordinarily large pebis and heroic testicles. Every guy gets moist when he walks in the room

Krisjanis is a very big man

krisjanis by Krisjano January 10, 2018

Kristoffer 

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.

Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell

Kristoffer by ylean January 12, 2011

Kristofer 

Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.

Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer.

Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K?

Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting.

Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.

Kristofer by KristoferIsPerfect August 29, 2010

Kristo

Greatest of all time. God-like.

Michael Jordan was the Kristo of the NBA

Kristo by FlyAwayCake May 28, 2018

kristov

a nice, loving, sexy, muscular and tall person who will be there when you need him. he will always listen to what you have to say. and in some cases do his best to help.

typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.

but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.

Guy 1: awe man i shouldn't have been mean to kristov

kristov by Dahemoone April 7, 2011