kristov

a nice, loving, sexy, muscular and tall person who will be there when you need him. he will always listen to what you have to say. and in some cases do his best to help.

typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.

but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.

Guy 1: awe man i shouldn't have been mean to kristov

kristov by Dahemoone April 7, 2011

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018

William Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

William Kristol by author July 18, 2006

Kristof 

Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart

Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look

Kristof by jarredD April 14, 2014

Kristofer 

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.

Omg I love kristofer he is my everything

Kristofer by fabulous_undead_girl April 5, 2015

Krištof 

The nicest, smartest, most amazing, talented and hottest man there is. Not very tall but has huge calves (among other things). Likes to cuddle and talk a lot.

Person 1: "Woah who's that sexy guy?"
Person 2: "That's Krištof, but he's taken."
Person 1: "Oh."

Person 1: *proceedes to kill himself*

Krištof by Frodo321 April 30, 2022

kristopher london

A black youtuber who happens to be a giraffe

did you see Kristopher London's new video.

kristopher london by zachF22 October 7, 2017