a nice, loving, sexy, muscular and tall person who will be there when you need him. he will always listen to what you have to say. and in some cases do his best to help.
typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.
but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.
typically this is a very awesome person to hang out/date. so always watch out for him. if given the chance, ask this person out. this person will always protect you.
but never make him mad or he will rip your head off.
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A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
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