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Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.
*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)
by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018
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Klunke

Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.
by WeedMongerer May 18, 2011
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Klunkety Klunk

The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..

On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...
Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!

West Ham 3, Arsenal 0

The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!
by RoonaY January 7, 2006
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Klunkers

(Can Also be used as 'Klunks')
Some sick fly Shoes. Generally for someone with gigantor(BIG) Shoes.
"King Klunkinitus! Dose are some sick Klunkers! They go beautifully with your slappies!!" Peasant

"Why thank you kind sir" King Klunkinitus
by Kleetis III May 28, 2009
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Klunknut

A person who is so stupid their actions defy human ability to comprehend.
I can't believe what a klunknut Kim is, she colored her blonde hair blonde to avoid being the reason for blonde jokes.
by bones1971 July 31, 2009
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Klunk dump

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.
by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017
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Klunker

«How are your klunker?»
In norwegian: «Hvordan står det til med klunkene dine
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