kirk

To get shit face drunk. Alchohol Poisening must be a factor, potentialing loosing pulse for a period of time, but still surviving the overall experience.

"Shit man, I pulled a Kirk the other night at the football game."

by roc-K April 19, 2006

kirk

can be arranged into any sentence!

boris, you coming out in this kirky weather?

by boris bentham June 16, 2008

kirk

kirk is so gay he is a gay boy

oh no stop him from coming over its kirk

by jefery123` October 01, 2007

kirk

person who likes gay sexual intercourse, or the use of objects such as a lead pipe.

hey smitty, did u hear about kirk liking it in the ass?

by person gonna whip kirk's ass December 06, 2006

kirk

a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)

1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.

by D o n J o n January 10, 2008

kirk

A big bitch and the biggest dick rider don't give a fuck about anybody but his fucking self

If you ever meet a kirk he will cause bad luck in your life and don't ever be in a relationship with a kirk the biggest mistake you will ever make!!

girl 1: I'm dating kirk now
girl 2: You couldn't he will break your heart

by bustdownnn October 22, 2019

kirk

a douchebag that lives in Queens NY

kirk thinks he is hot shit but he has more chins then a chinese phone book

by ooolalasassoon December 15, 2008