kidophile

A high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. Not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.

Guy 1: "You're in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."

by Jessycanda November 4, 2013

kidgering

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.

Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!

by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016

Kidonkey

Fat thick nibba that has an Indian side kick

Oh look at kidonkey sucking his indian side kick.

by Friend of kidonkey May 30, 2018

Rakon Kido

This is the name of a spiked fish, who swims for long periods of time, not needing any form of oxygen. They also mate, by itself, A-sexually. How they do this, is unknown.

Mom! I found a Rakon Kido today in our pool! Can I keep it?

by Akujin Ðaisuke February 25, 2009

kidoo

a person, who look like kid. very beautiful.away form all bad thing of this world.like angle.

she is my kidoo.her innocence.........i love her.

by vikas April 4, 2005

Kidounaught

Nickname given to a Kidou specialized Shinigami who has a tendency to lose control and go on blast-a-thon with his or her spells.

Borrowed from the popular X-man character the Juggernaught who has a large fanbase due to a popular online joke dub. Can be found on youtube.

See also Ximmernaught

Xi: It's a bird! It's a plain!
Sho: It's... it's...
Koko: Do you know who I am? I'M THE KIDOUNAUGHT BITCH!
Proggy: Pew pew!
Xero: ...

by kokoninja June 22, 2006

kilogram

European/SI measure of mass/weight roughly equal to two pounds, abbreviated as kg.

Me - Darnell is fat as fuck, dat mofo weighs 200 kilograms.
You - Wtf is a kilogram?
Me - A kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds.
You - Daaayum, that's 440 lbs!

by DynamiteDeuce May 21, 2014