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by yasssss9999 November 23, 2021

Keyzied

To encompass the personality traits of Chris Key ‘Keyzie’.

Typical traits include:
Being massively steamed, frequenting brothels, being a battler, obsessing over pornography.

Mate, I haven’t been out in years but last night me and Terry went out and got completely ‘Keyzied’ now the Misses wants me out of the house. Feeling a bit worse for wear today.

by isheeeee? October 9, 2022

Keyzee Quick Change

When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.

Keyzee Quick Change, There is no substitute.

by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025