A term used in Singapore / Malaysia to indicate cheating, to achieve an objective by non appropriate means.
A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.
by Fake_PMLee July 29, 2011
Get the kelong mug.by skykopila November 11, 2014
Get the Kelvin mug.by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009
Get the Kellog Donkey Punch mug.Oh,did you see that most people are gone in the game?
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules
Yeah that's right, he removed them.
By removed I mean banned because they were dumb pay to win that broke the rules
by SomeoneDown January 8, 2021
Get the kelvinsverdlov1 mug.by Ducktallica January 12, 2019
Get the kelso duck mug.Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020
Get the Kelowna mug.Bob Kelso: Nurse Espinoza have your boobs gotten bigger?
Carla: Dr.Kelso that is highly innaproppiate!
Turk: Sounds like a compliment to me.
(Dr.Cox and Dr.Kelso walk off)
Dr.Cox: I defintely think we got the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr.Kelso: Is that what we were doing? I was just making small talk.
Carla: Dr.Kelso that is highly innaproppiate!
Turk: Sounds like a compliment to me.
(Dr.Cox and Dr.Kelso walk off)
Dr.Cox: I defintely think we got the idea of pregnancy in her head.
Dr.Kelso: Is that what we were doing? I was just making small talk.
by G400 May 23, 2008
Get the bob kelso mug.