Jown

Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.

Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.

by Alan Callahan February 4, 2008

Jowned

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

jonx'd

To be "uber poned". Synonym for jones'd, pwn'd, owned, etc. The contraction is just for extra 1337ness.

Person 1: Boom, Headshot!
Person 2: Figgity Fuck..
Person 1: you just got jiggity Jonx'd

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

Jown

1. Jew-Obsessed White Nationalist. Someone who thinks the best way to secure their people's existence and a future for their children is to become a keyboard warrior in the Manichean struggle against Jews.

Can be distinguished by a certain writing style, three-fifths paranoid and two-fifths hostile, and an inability to say anything nice about anybody, even his own people.

2. A term of abuse for anyone more critical of Jews than you are.

Rhymes with 'noun.'

1. "Eric's a total jown right now. I can't have a conversation with him without him steering it back to the Frankfurt School, Hollywood or Paul Wolfowitz."

2. "It's fine that you don't like the Jews, but you don't have to be a Jown about it."

by Mister Something August 5, 2012

Jowned

Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.

I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!

by bladaksdkjds June 26, 2008

joinx

To steal something - the sound earlier cartoons made when taking something.

Did you see those iPhones Jamiko joinxed and attempted to resell on Facebook?

by AlphaZeta April 23, 2018

jonx

One's manlihood. See also jonks.

"My man has cartoonishly huge jonx."

by EJ February 16, 2004