Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 1, 2013

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Jon's nuts in a rickshaw

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.

When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

by Prez Naborhood Ashoshashun October 16, 2009

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Jonsey • Jonsexual • jonser • Jonsa • Jonsen • Jonsi • jonsing • Jonston • jonsandman • jonscot

The most wonderful, amazing person you can ever ask for. He's there for you when you're down and knows just how to make you smile and brighten up your day. He has a way of making you blush by saying sweet things. He can get jealous of course, but that means he loves you very much. He's very protective of the one he loves, not to mention he's adorable and utterly handsome. His smile is enough to set you for the day, and him saying the words " I love you " just makes you want to smother him with love.
There's nothing out there that can top such a magnificent person as him... <3

Yeah, isn't Jonsi the greatest?

by Prince Alex January 23, 2013

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jonsing

The phrase "jonsing" is believed to originally derive from the Grateful Dead song "Casey Jones":

"Riding that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed"

"Jonsing" means to be in a state of withdrawl and/or need that next fix. Originally for drugs, but it has come to generally mean any strong craving (for chocolate, sex, coffee, sugar etc.)

"I'm jonsing hard!"
"I quit smoking yesterday and I'm already jonsing"
"Jonsing for carbs"

by MariaFF July 21, 2009

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