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Jonny

A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.
Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.
by achhh! [loves pie!] April 12, 2009
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Jonny

The definition of legend. Generally short, he has a big cock and all the girls want him to make their gashes froth. He normally gets on with people by the name of Jake and James.
Jake: 'Jonny, I love you man'

Jonny: 'Sure you do pal. The feelings mutual, in a less gay way'
by legendaryurbanner October 17, 2011
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Jonny

“Let’s roll up a Jonny and go kayaking
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Jonny

A jonny is a condom!
Shit kate i ran out of jonnys
by anon May 13, 2005
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Jonny

One of the most amazing guys you will ever happen to meet but might just be a little addicted to pasta.
Jonny stop eating all the PASTA!
by born2sing202 March 28, 2012
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JONNY

1. Coolest person on the planet.

2.Extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.

3.THE ONLY GOD.
DAMMMNN, that jonny is a god. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.
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Jonny

A sexy yet meterosexual bloke with a good body and dress sense. The downside is that a Jonny is arrogant but has reason to be ;)
oh my god, the only way to describe him was that he was a such a Jonny
by Lindzybitch July 16, 2008
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