a wild pokemon that can not be caught and knows only one attack: Roar. when jobius grows to level 36 Roar evolves into the more powerful attack Epic Roar
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used ROAR!"
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"
Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
Game Narrator - "A wild Jobius appeared, it used EPIC ROAR!"
Ash - wow that's a very strong wild Jobius, it must be over level 36! With its Epic Roar attack i'm sure it could defeat all of my Pokemon with one move, especially that pussy bitch, pikachu!
by jobiusroar19 December 5, 2010
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Get the Jombathan mug.A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.
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