Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

johnnie

or Johnny

Denotes a slang term of condom,

Used in the UK as is the word rubber to the same meaning

rubber johnnie is also common

make sure you use a johnnie when you screw her

by Jus mee February 14, 2006

Johnnie

A men who is very strong in the mind he have beautiful eyes that can see right thru you he dont trust that many people around him he would be down to get in a fist fight if have to this man would be something big one day once he in your life it hard to get him this man is very at good sports

The man johnnie have a lot in him very tuff in the heart loves the one around very goofy

by Kendom August 14, 2018

Johnnie Blaze

Marijuana.

I punched a few cones of Johnnie Blaze before I went to work today.

by Dilmahay December 21, 2008

johnnies

Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids

“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin

by Bigblavkmonkeynigger March 9, 2021

Johnnied

Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)

by tesss November 10, 2012

johnnie guilbert

the best emo ever!!
his smile is so cute and i love him so much

“Johnnie guilbert is so cute”
“i know right?”

by kirbroskie October 28, 2023