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johana & steven 

A johana & steven relation is a couple/ relashionship people wish they had so if someone says oh i want a steven and johana relationship it means they want a relationship like johana and steven johana is usally a girl who has long hair and is Mexican and short who likes basketball (isnt that good) volleyball and soccer and a bit of track, a boy name steven who is Vietnamese and has kinda short hair he also is taller than her plays basketball is good at it does track, plays football they are the perfect couple they are so cute together and steven gives johana his hoodie for fieldtrips and everyone is jealous of how good they are together people even try to break them up but they usally fail because of how much they love each other and because of good they are together they usually have a Spotify playlist together but she uses it more than he does point is they are a really good couple people would die to be johana & steven couple
Jackie:I wish I had johana & steven relationship

Melekon :me too they're perfect together

Jackie : real a johana & steven relationship is an inseparable couple
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dirty johana 

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.
George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party
dirty johana by Yeetyot April 17, 2020
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Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .