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Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."
by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009
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Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.
by sminturn November 3, 2006
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Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
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bullet journal

A journal used for personal use, such as a planner, art book, organization journal, and or a diary.
"How are you so organized?!"
"I write everything down in my bullet journal"
by ThatFan January 29, 2018
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Hero's Journey

A Hero's Journey is taking a very high dose of a psychedelic substance, "dipping into the void". For mushrooms it's 5+ grams, for LSD it's 4+ tabs, and for DMT it's 60+ milligrams. It's the strong threshold of a psychedelic substance. Your experiences during your Hero's Journey will differ depending on competence, sober past experiences, setting and goals. The purpose of your Hero's Journey is up to you. It can be out of sheer curiosity, or for things like ego death, learning about yourself or the universe.
I ate a lot of shrooms DMT LSD last night and did a Hero's Journey. I feel so great man, the world is absolutely beautiful.
by psychtime October 22, 2018
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Hot Joulsey

Similar to a hot carl however instead of shitting in a sock, you shit in a helmet and put it on your/someone's head.
Nathan: I just gave myself a Hot Joulsey! Now my head smells like shit.
I had to take off my normal helmet to put on the shit filled helmet!
by Hot Joulsey May 13, 2014
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Wall Street Journal

A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.
by BallzDeepIn69 February 24, 2017
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