jizztini

An alcoholic concoction consisting of gin, vermouth, and jizz served in a martini glass.

Could I buy you a drink, perhaps, a jizztini?

by WonderBoy314 March 18, 2009

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.

Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.

by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009

jizzgamic

Adj. -- Used to describe something so amazing that it induces a feeling of ejaculation.

Guy 1: Bro, do you remember last night when we got high and went to Jack in the Box?

Guy: Ya man, those tacos were jizzgamic

by themasterofjizz April 30, 2010

Jizztasmic

It's pretty self explanatory.

DAT ASS.... be so Jizztasmic

by MandaMexicana August 5, 2010

Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

by CricketSausage July 8, 2012