jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

Jizzlopper

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.

That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!

by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

Jizzmopacles

The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

jizzcopter

the event in which your semen gets all over your hand. Since it's so stringy, the only way to get it off is throwing it, thusly propelling a helicopter semen in the air.

While walking into the bathroom, I was slapped in the face with a jizzcopter by someone in the stall beating his joe.

by one and only kp February 8, 2010

Jizzopoly

Jizzopoly was first created by the acient Persians. It is a type of sport where one uses his male reproductive organ to meditate with others while masturbating to calm music, frequently accompanied by the sounds of a wailing cat. The Persians used this sport as a way of meeting new villagers into their land. This sport is still played in parts of Turkey and Albania. Future plans have been determined for this sport to show up in the 2008 Olympics. National Teams are to be decided.

A highly complex set of rules has been written and forever documented as "Ye who Jizzes upon the Face of Man". It is leather bound and written in sperm. Females are not to be present while this sport is in action, however they are required for oral clean up afterwards.

Rules:
> Contestants penis must be at least 5" long and 2" circumference.
> Wailing cats must be male and 30' from contestants.
>Women may not be present, until oral clean up begins.

"Hey, Bud. Want to join me in a game of Jizzopoly? I'll bring the cat, if you provide the oral clean-up!"

by Bobby Portsmith March 23, 2005