Harry Jizzler

Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers

Also refers to a hairy penis

Me: I love Harry Jizzler

Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth

by Chan Jaoming September 28, 2020

Jizzler

(Jizz-lur) Noun.

A fanatic of Jared Followill, the youngest Followill and bassist of Kings of Leon. Originated on the famous Kings of Leon forum, HappyAlone.

frontiercity at 3:40am: I'm a JIZZLER and I'm PROUD OF IT! *kisses picture of Jared*

by Frontiercity May 29, 2009

jizzburger

the byproduct of an ejaculation into a hamburger, usually produced by fast-food employees.

John hated his job at McDonald's so much that he decided to serve up a round of jizzburgers for the lunch rush.

by DaleDaBone December 21, 2009

Jizzler

When you fill any candy, preferably a Twizzler, with semen.

"Last Halloween, the local pedophile me a Jizzler. I didn't know what to do so I kindly accepted it."

by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

jizzlerious

When you've had so many cream pies you've forgotten whats happened.

We've done it four times now. What?! I thought it was three... OMG I must be Jizzlerious.

by Kennedrhi December 31, 2022

jizzturkey

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

jizzlube

Semen ejaculated from a penis and used in absence of any commerically marketed processed sexual lubrication. Most often used by masturbating teenage boys who reach a first orgasm and then use their own jizz to continue stroking their still-erect cocks, resulting in a second orgasm. Also jizzlube is used frequently by gay men engaging in bareback anal sex. When the bare-backing "top" climaxes first, he will often use the jizz he ejaculated onto or inside of the asshole of the "bottom" and continue repeated anal penetration, using his own cum as jizzlube, until his partner reaches his own orgasm. Jizzlube can also be used in mutual gay masturbation scenarios in a similar way as described above.

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by Cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock August 16, 2011