Jizya

When an individual spits into the mouth of a person deemed a lesser being, for there sins/lack of competence

1 - Landlord : you have not payed, taste Jizya bitch!

2 - Mom : Have you done your homework son?

Son : No, thus I will prepare to taste Jizya

3 - Son: Dad! I've found an injured magpie in the garden

Dad : Make it taste Jizya my boy

by PrettyPantieBoy February 17, 2014

Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

Jillard

A guy who is such a potato. Smart which can light a light bulb, but overweight.

My friend is such a Jillard.

by brokendreamsandbacon January 30, 2017

Jizzabelle

A woman with an insatiable appetite for cum.

She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.

by Finn Gerbang June 21, 2015

jislaaik

Jislaaik. A South African expression. Pronounced "Yis-like", it is an expression of astonishment.

If someone really likes your takkies (trainers), their comment will often be "Jislaaik, those are great takkies."

by Emlm March 25, 2008

jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

by SarK8 August 14, 2009

Jialat

A "Singlish" term that is used to describe something bad that has happened. Usually said in Southern Asia and Singapore. Also a voice line from overwatch's latest hero Echo.

Friend: What game are you playing
Me: Overwatch
Friend: Are you playing well?
Me. No
Friend: Why not?
Me: We have a Moira on our team.

Friend: That's Jialat. I feel bad for you

by FruitSalad2005 May 27, 2020