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When an individual spits into the mouth of a person deemed a lesser being, for there sins/lack of competence
1 - Landlord : you have not payed, taste Jizya bitch!

2 - Mom : Have you done your homework son?

Son : No, thus I will prepare to taste Jizya

3 - Son: Dad! I've found an injured magpie in the garden

Dad : Make it taste Jizya my boy
Jizya by PrettyPantieBoy February 17, 2014
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Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.
Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic
Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010
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Jizya • Jiya • Jiyan • jizza • Jizzabelle • jigyasa • Jiyaad • jizzable • jizface • jizzability
Jiya is the most crazy, lovable, smart girl you would ever meet. She befriends anyone she sees, even if they hate her. She has many friends and loves being with them. She loves listening to music and being weird. She has the best personality and can be talkative at times. She wonders around a lot, looking for opportunities to take. She enjoys playing with her family and friends and loves playing video games. She makes anyone immediately like and has the most perfect smile ever.
Jiya is the best.
Jiya by Jin_Lover_And_You_Know_It January 21, 2018

jiztasterfy 

when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction
damnit jeff put your dick away, this is a jiztasterfy.
jiztasterfy by master taint February 11, 2019
Jigyasu means a person who is curious or inquisitive. This term was first mentioned in the Hindu holy text Bhagavad Gita written around 5000 years ago.
He is jigyasu for this question.
Jigyasu by The Vocab Genius June 12, 2020
Her whole complex being is fascinating. I fell in love with her from our first encounter. Ive been trying to understand the beautiful, delicate person she is. 2 years ago, I told her I had a crush on her. Even if I try to tell myself I like someone else, smth always reminds me of her. My heart always wanders back to her.

I love how she jokes with her friends. Her smile brightens up my worst days. Im in awe bc she always knows what to say; she knows when shes crossed the line and is genuinely sorry. Everyone of her witty remarks and sarcastic responses makes me more in love with her. I cherish every conversation w her. When she talks about things she loves, her eyes light up and her smile gets wider. In the brief moments weve made eye-contact, the way she looks @ me makes my heart warm. Looking at her, I feel more and more consumed by my love for her.
I want to understand her. Just like how she knows when Im not feeling my best, I wanna look beyond her bright smile and delve into her secrets. I wanna hug, hold, talk to & be there for her. Were still young but something about Jiya makes me want to spend every waking moment with her.

The more I understand her, the more entranced I am. How is she so smart & charismatic? The more I know her, the harder it is to get her outta my head. If she gives u her heart, dont break it. If she lets ur arms be where she feels safe, hug her. Shes the best thing that happens to you. If u love her, dont let her go.
Please, if you feel the same way, send this to your Jiya - it will make her day!

I am so crazily in love with the beautifully complex being that is Jiya.
Jiya by ajnmujsgaknd March 24, 2022
When you are having sex with your partner and you pretend to be a wizard, and then pull out your penis and use it as a magic wand and jizz all over your partner while at the same time yelling 'abracadabra'
Last night I was having a fantastic bang session and I decided that she need to be given the Jizard!
Jizard by Bikeboy June 26, 2018
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