jimmer

A latex condom, prophylactic.

Hey man, can I borrow a jimmer?

by Bradder September 23, 2007

Jimmer

To score on ones own net through lack of skill, basic motor control or by accident. This term is usually used to refer to goalies.

He made the save but then he pulled a Jimmer when he tried to pass it.

by White Guy Samurai June 23, 2006

Jimmer

-Beauty
-Gem

Could be used to describe a person or a situation.

Originating from an Uxbridge Celebrity and local hero who clearly exhibits these attributes.

Example 1:

Friend 1: "Stan bought us all pizza."
Friend 2: "Stan's a jimmer."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "Stan's party was wild!"
Friend 2: "That's jimmer dude!"

by Gnashered April 12, 2015

Jimmer

Jimmer is defined as, “a short putt in golf conceded to an opponent in casual or match play."

Chad was -1 and about to win the PGA tour, before he was on the green ; and putted a Jimmer losing the lead by 1 point; finishing the golf tour in 2nd place.

by TIME TRAVEL October 12, 2022

Jimmer Weekend

A Jimmer Weekend is when you have a proper boring weekend. You don’t drink, you stay in and just do what your Mrs tells you to do all weekend.

Sorry lads i’m having a Jimmer Weekend

by Cookie143 September 8, 2018

Jimmer and the Fredettes

New name for the team formerly known as the Brigham Young Cougars. They were going to do it earlier, but Brandon Davies wasn't messing around then.

Jimmer and the Fredettes are the 3 seed in the NCAA tournament this year.

by crimsonglory16 April 2, 2011

jimmer (jimma)

A derogatory term for a Caucasian landowning male.

Bill Clinton is my mother fucking jimmer (jimma)

by Sir Benzington January 4, 2012