jizzunctivitis

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

by x0rz February 8, 2010

jezza

jezza; a nickname for a lad named jeremy

big man jezza kyle just whipped out the lie detector answers

by big man onsite June 2, 2018

Jezza

Jezza, is a racist term for Jeremy Clarkson.

"Look! It's my town, Jezza!"

by TheGrandTour February 17, 2020

jizzum

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

jizzual

Jizzual means it makes you feel aroused, i.e. want to jizz.

Ohhh when the navajo licked her lips that was soo jizzual.

by Jake the TRON April 7, 2004

Jizzurup

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder

Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends

by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016

Jezzabean

A Jezzabean is someone who is an idiot. Not a swear word but a word of disrespect.

Harry is a jezzabean

by Whittyz June 9, 2018