family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

family jewels by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Jewels 

Jewels is a very unique person. She has a heart of a new born child. And she has a golden personality. She is a bit shy but once she feels comfortable she lights up the whole room. She has her own flavor and she stands out. Jewels is very sexy and also has a nice booty. Jewels is beautiful inside and out. He outer appearance is very pleasing and her eyes glow. Inside she is a very sympathetic person. And she is a very good friend and listener. Jewels is awesome

Wow, Jewels is a really cool person!

Jewels by Urbanizer69. December 28, 2018

Stool jewels 

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

Stool jewels by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

Family Jewels by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

crown jewels 

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

crown jewels by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

clown jewels 

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

clown jewels by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Hip hop jewels 

When you stick your balls in a woman's mouth and shake them.

I shook my hip hop jewels in that bitch's mouth.

Hip hop jewels by Tiggman July 15, 2015